Once upon a time, a woman had a faithful cat. And one day, a guy ran over the cat with his horse drawn carriage. So, the man went to the old woman and said: "I'm terribly sorry about your cat. I'd like to replace him." "That's so nice of you!" said the old woman, deeply touched. "So how good are you at catching mice?"

One day at the veterinarian's office where I take my cat, a man and the receptionist were verbally sparring. After a few moments a technician came to her co-work-er's defense. "Sir," she interjected, "do you know what happens to aggressive males in this office?"